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Question: How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb? Answer: She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.”

For me, the best part about the Olympics has always been that it brings back the McDonald’s Monopoly game. I also like it because of they hot female gymnasts in those outfits that leave nothing to the imagination. Not to mention the thousands of humans of abnormal size and appearance. It’s kind of like watching a circus freak show.

No one’s saying teetotaling President Bush would actually try and sneak some shots of alcohol while enjoying himself at the Beijing Olympics as his apocalyptically bad presidency recedes into history. That’s the sort of thing you’d read in, say, the National Enquirer, which as everyone knows is full of trashy tabloid lies.

On the island of Bali, the head of the royal family of Ubud named Agung Suyasa was laid to rest in a rare, spectacular Royal Funeral – the largest in decades.