From traffic orkene busy Chandni Chowk to China in Beijing, the electric energy of Shanghai and sheer breathtaking Chinese landscapes, Chandni Chowk to China Chronicles of crazy adventures of a hapless Simpleton chef from Delhi. When he goes to seek his destiny, he threw into a crazy world megalomaniac villains, femme fatale, crazy inventors, Chinese mysticism and outlandish kung-fu killers.

Conspicuously Ugly Aur Pagli’s two main draws remain: Mallika Sherawat in red boots with devil horns in her mass of wild hair and the title that promises a fresh, edgily funny story. I wouldn’t blame you for expecting more, but this is it, honestly. And both have been milked dry for a self-indulgent running length of two and a half hours.